it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon on a saturday when i start hearing some ooking and eeking right outside of my window. i looked through the blinds and see this fucking nigger sitting on my patio chair, high as fuck and dropping some SICK rhymes while rolling a blunt on my patio chair. at this point, i'm fucking fuming because maintenance is constantly going back and forth around my property and if they see him doing that shit, my ass could get evicted. i called the cops and tell them what's up. i even advised them to park in the back of the building so they can surprise him and hopefully not have to pursue a chase.
i live in a city where cops are seriously everywhere (take a guess why). i cannot even fathom how fucking retarded you'd have to be to do something illegal in the middle of the day on someone else's property in a city where cops are no more than 5 minutes away. sure enough, they show up and put him in cuffs. but not before they make him clean up the trash and papers that he left on my patio lol.
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Goys-R-Us ago
You need to move. We need a white ethnostate in Idaho or Montana.
blumen4alles ago
Go to Idaho, 406 is full.
Goys-R-Us ago
406?
blumen4alles ago
Area code for all of Montana. Most states that I know of have multiple area codes now because they would run out of phone numbers otherwise. Now if all the wildlife and guns in Montana had phones, they would probably need at least three area codes...
Goys-R-Us ago
Gotcha. I think 406 has less than 1 million people in it. I'm was waffling but now I'm definitely moving there just to annoy a complete stranger. Cheers!!
blumen4alles ago
Have a good Sunday and 7/7, Goat :)
Goys-R-Us ago
You to new neighbor! I like the mountains. Where should I buy in MT?
blumen4alles ago
Well if you like mountains, stick to the western half of the state. The eastern half is mostly flat. Only drawback to living in this area lately has been the wildfires. I'd stay away from the big cities too - but not too far because it is nice to be able to go to a Home Depot, Costco, etc. once in a while. Seems like most areas now have decent internet (DSL) and UPS delivers. What more do you need? :)
Goys-R-Us ago
I love mountains. Honestly the only reason I'm a bit sketchy on Montana is grizzlies. I'd hate to surprise one on my mountain bike - it would probably ruin my day.
I'll be checking out various areas via RV at some point. Ideally I'd live near a decent ski area but realistically, a house in a resort community is probably out of my price range.
blumen4alles ago
Ben Garrison lives in Lakeside, MT. There is a ski area (Blacktail Mountain) near there too. Cute little town, close to Kalispell - where there is a Chick-Fil-A :)
Ski resort in Whitefish, which also has the largest jewish population in MT. You can guess where it is expensive to live...
Seen many black bears, not too many grizzlies around as far as I know. You would probably have to go DEEP into the wilderness to even see evidence of one in the area. That would ruin anyone's day running into a grizzly, unless you were hunting one. I was out hiking a couple of weeks ago, saw lots of black bear scat once I got to high enough elevation. Bears really don't make me worry though, except if it is a surprise. I had just loaded my dogs up into the truck once when I saw a mama with three cubs. That was probably the closest I have come to having a problem. You just have to keep good situational awareness and try to avoid terrain with limited visibility. I always make sure my dogs are close when we approach a bend in the trail when hiking, and don't let them get too far ahead. Constantly scanning up, down, back.
I love mountains too, and rivers. Hate beaches - too many people, too much sun, too much sand, too much salt. Mosquitoes can get pretty brutal, but this year they haven't been too bad. Last two years prior were bad - still got scars on my ankles!
Goys-R-Us ago
Sounds pretty awesome. I have an affinity for the ocean but to your point, it's usually ruined by the hordes of disgusting people shitting it up. I like the salt air though. But mountain wilderness is the best.
Wouldn't they be able to avoid a bear attack, assuming they're not dachshunds? I always figured a dog could handle itself in a bear encounter - not by fighting back but by being agile enough to escape.
blumen4alles ago
Yeah they would be able to keep away from any bears. Mountain lions usually avoid dogs too. Mostly it is for my own piece of mind, also if anyone else was on the trail I want to see them before the dogs do. They are still pretty young, one usually keeps close to me, the other is a fruit loop and loves to run and chase wildlife - though he is getting better. It is more of a hiking protocol I want them to learn.
I like the salty air better on the West coast rather than the East. Makes my skin feel sticky though. Anytime I go in the ocean all I wanna do afterwards is take a shower. Also I have had some traumatic experiences in the ocean when I was a child. Stung by a man-o-war - scary because I could not see what was hurting me until I pulled a tentacle wrapped around my hand up out of the water. Screamed for help and see my father quickly moving away from me and towards shore saying "whats got you, blumen4alles?" Earlier than that my genitals felt like they were burning after going in the ocean, my mom had to remove my swim trunks and just have a towel wrapped around me. Still not sure what happened there, it only happened once, maybe there was something dumped in the water.
I love boats of all kinds though, and love to sail. Just don't like beaches, except for maybe at night (no people, no sun haha).