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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:58 pm
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This confession brought back some good and forgotten memories.CognitiveDissident5 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:58 pm Many years ago when I was still employed (I'm self-employed now), we went through a patch of nothing to do for several months.
I worked very closely with this one guy, A, for many years. He used to refer to me as "my work wife" because he said he had to put up with all of my bullshit year after year without any of the benefits he'd get from a real wife.
A and I sat next to each other during this "no work" spell. One day while he was out, me and a colleague glued his landline phone receiver to his phone. Another time, we moved all his stuff, including family photos, to another desk. His chair, all his stuff. When he came back, it was his exact desk, it just wasn't where he expected it to be.
On another boring day, A suggested we spend the afternoon at the cinema. According to him, the best way to do it would be to just walk out when no one was looking and then come back in time to go home.
We both held senior positions so it wasn't like anyone was monitoring us.
I don't even enjoy the cinema, but off we went. It was better than doing nothing. On the way back to the office, we spotted this scantily clad woman walking on the other side of the street. She was wearing a very mini mini. I voiced my disapproval to A and said it was disgusting and she may as well be naked.
To which A replied "I agree, it's so disgusting, I feel like going over there and telling her to take it off".
We arrived back at the office just in time to go home.
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