Husband gives wife bracelet

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Husband gives wife bracelet

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Husband gives wife a bracelet for her birthday

Tells her: "This bracelet belonged to my Grandmother and then my Mom and now I want YOU to have it!"

Wife cries "Oh this is so romantic I will cherish it forever!"

Notices an inscription on the bracelet.

Says to the husband:


















"WHY DOES IT SAY DO NOT RESSUSITATE!?!?!?!?
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Re: Husband gives wife bracelet

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My gf did not appreciate this joke. Keep em coming.
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