FFS Nameless Designer of nameless Fashion House celebrates nameless celebrities

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FFS Nameless Designer of nameless Fashion House celebrates nameless celebrities

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Don't bother to guess who it is, the point is that it's a celebrity not worth seeing or recognizing. The rag business is baring it all when they conceal as irrelevant, a hidden persona and declare it as 'the face' of their now faceless brand. To further the effort of deconstructing 'nameness' and 'brandness' the company has adopted the initials 'FH' as their pronoun ('fashion house') and ditched labels of oppressive notoriety in exchange for capitalizing on becoming a 'not worth knowing or caring about' bin brand.


Here is the 'Rear End' of The Face's identity concealing outfit by FHCD /s
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The highly acclaimed FHCD (FH creative director):
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FH's creative director is now called 'Enema' after a notorious kerfuffle over FH's BDSM themed plushie toy handbags had Enema shitting his pants for a week. Still, ever on the hunt for groundbreaking publicity... Leaked photos of his Fall 2023 runway models surfaced as a testament to his recent statement of how he operates as a designer in the information age:
I’ve decided to no longer explain my collections and verbalize my designs, but to express a state of mind.
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Is this what they'll be wearing? /s
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That faceless celeb will be a nail in Enema's FH career, should FH grow tired of E's existential snafus that cost them money and loss of prestige.
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Enema's inspiration for covering faces?

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