Notifications: A_R_G_O_S_C_I_V

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@argosciv this is to notify you that you have _6_ notices to appear in the principle's office to discuss your overdue library books fee of $_1_2_0_0._0_0 Unfortunately the principle has long retired and the library has closed down. In any event, please return the following books to SVF or pay the fee to current admin. (In lieu of monetary payment, you may be an indentured content contributor for no less than _5_ posts, or perform a trick that gets no less than _5_ upvotes.)

Books overdue:

Slap Him with a Fish: A Crash Course in Fiction Writing
by Crystal Crawford


Even Fish Slappers Need a Second Chance: Jonah
by Eric Metaxas


Patterns in Freshwater Fish Ecology
by William J. Matthews