Old Jew dies

[SteffisCute]

So a cheap old Jew died and his cheap old wife called the newspaper to place the obituary.

"I would like it to say "Herschel died"

The newspaper rep responded: "Madame that is too short, it has to be at least 5 words."

The wife thought for a moment.

Ok, how about "Herschel died, car for sale."


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