I'm told it's going to happen any day. I don't hold my breath.
Here, I can't dox myself, per the rules. David G.
Ask anyone in Rangely, pretend you know me, and they'll give you directions to my house. The lady at the post office will even give you my box of mail, probably. Bring it with you. I haven't checked my mail in like three weeks.
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TheBuddha ago
Really? I get like two of those a week. I give them directions to my house. So far, no takers.
BigMatteson ago
The many benefits of living in the top right corner of the first world.
TheBuddha ago
I'm not actually sure that distance matters. I figure it's cowardice. Fucking pussies!
Also, I'm well armed. But don't let that stop you! Bring your friends. I can see the whole valley. I'd suggest coming in from the rear.
BigMatteson ago
All bark and no bite, something the internet is full of.
TheBuddha ago
I'm told it's going to happen any day. I don't hold my breath.
Here, I can't dox myself, per the rules. David G.
Ask anyone in Rangely, pretend you know me, and they'll give you directions to my house. The lady at the post office will even give you my box of mail, probably. Bring it with you. I haven't checked my mail in like three weeks.
Also, I have delicious food.
White_pride_cis ago
You want us to come in the rear, and all it costs us is food? Cheapest date yet...
TheBuddha ago
It's 2018. I can do that if I want to!