I hear/read some really good ones sometimes, though I can't always recall some of those zingers that are particularly unique. What prompted this post is a new one I heard today (regarding a big girl's backside):
"That looks like two pigs in a gunny sack!" Now that's really an image, and I'm sure you can imagine what kind of a person that describes.
I'm uncertain as to how archaic that one might be, but it got me wondering, yet again... what other terms do you like to use when describing a fatty?
physicscat ago
An oldie I first saw when this was still on Reddit....butterhuffer.
Pm_me_ur_genetiks ago
I like ditch pig and swamp donkey.
callthehambulance ago
Butterbarge, eatbeast, butterhuffer
MatthewMarkLuke ago
Just fat and fatties.
NoMoreScreenNames ago
I like "obeasts" the best as an insult. (And looking through the comments reminded me of "oreogre", which is also a good one.)
Placetohide ago
"Person of size" laden with as much sarcasm as I'm capable of giving. Also "Average American," or "horizontally challenged."
belil569 ago
Calorie rapist
Syouken ago
I've always liked "Oreogre"
Blehblehbleh73 ago
Fat Fuck usually just about covers it
bobdole9 ago
Butter barge was a new one I heard on here recently.
Captain_Frontbutt ago
Grazing Couch Bison is a personal fave of mine.
OrsonKaarte ago
My old mum (total shitlady) used to say “looks like a bag of spuds tied ‘round the middle” of any lardarse she saw, and she didn’t give a damn who could hear her
NoSJW ago
OMG. My mother used to say the same thing.
NoSJW ago
"Tub of shit" and "Lard-barge" are two I prefer.
Eat_ass_not_fast ago
"Beanbag chair" is a fun one, especially since it's highly accurate to what super morbid obeasts look like
Pullmypork ago
Pyramid neck, ten speed waddle, fat sleeves, shelf ass, grease hog, etc. Some are names, some are their components.
Carsandsarcasm ago
My favourite has always been Butter Elemental. I save it for special occasions, though, because it's too good to be thrown around.
SilentByAssociation ago
Now that... that is... just about sacred. What a phrase.
ilikefish ago
Lard barge and butter golem are pretty good. Also land whale and hamplanet.
Aceishigh ago
Gravitationally Impaired