Full Disclosure: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Voat (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted ago by PuttItOut

  • @Mick is my alt (That's why @Mick isn't dead)
  • I paid sanegoat to attack me on the site to see who my BFFs where (Apparently no one)
  • I told @Amalek how to bypass the spam rules so people needed me to help.
  • @She was the best mod Voat ever had. Fact.
  • HPOP felt bad about deleting and asked me to reinstate him but I couldn't verify him so I didn't.
  • SBBH was the sub that kept me going a few times (Seeing such retards somehow motivated me to work through tough times)

Tomorrow I will release my tell-all book about the "behind the scenes" running of Voat.

True story:

In the beginning there was SBBH and SBBH mods PMed me telling me that bans weren't working and they couldn't ban some rando. So I spent an hour hunting for the bug, but I never found it. So I PMed them back with more questions. They responded with this:

Yeah we couldn't ban him so we just made him a moderator

I was so confused. I just sat there for a bit shaking my head and curling up my lip as I re-read the statement. This is when I basically decided that everyone on Voat is retarded.

argosciv ago

PUTTS! ! last appearance in main chat? <3

sguevar ago

@Puttitout take care faggot, thanks for the hard work you put on the site.

Merry Christmas and may Jesus shields you from the kikes.

TemetNosce ago

Thanks for the fun here. @puttitout

cyclops1771 ago

Thanks @puttitout, you amazingly awesome niggerfaggot.

Best to you.

Ps4Freedom ago

in a drunken voice " I fucking love you guys " !

!!!!!

Failure ago

Yo putts, Fuzzy wants new contact info!

Covid14 ago

Failure! Take care of yourself. Hope you are well :)

NiggasKissin ago

Eat shit, @PuttItOut. You are unfunny and gay and your site sucks. I hope after @adhdferret is done shoving legos up his urethra (for the day), he sticks one up yours.

@antiracistMetal

argosciv ago

You're so ghey

Love ya putt. I wish it hadn't come to this, but fuck man, thanks for everything.

If you missed the ping in your flooded inbox, i mentioned ya in my farewell <3

imadethisaccounttobl ago

That's fucking great, can't wait to read it.

Climhazzard ago

I liked Amalek, and I noticed the downvoats against him were inorganic.

ExpertShitposter ago

Well....back then people thought Trump was a crypto white nationalist that was gonna save the world. And that Amalek was bleckpilling people.

I always liked him tho.

sguevar ago

You take care faggot, I forgot about you! So sorry.

ExpertShitposter ago

we are hanging in the chat server

sguevar ago

Did

BraunF14 ago

You bitch. Lol I knew it

blumen4alles ago

I'm really gonna miss this place.

Dr5trangegov ago

LOL.

Rotteuxx ago

Thanks for tolerating assholes like me.

You're a cool guy, too bad I never got to introduce you to my sister.

BraunF14 ago

Will miss seeing your posts. Hope we see eachother again soon

Rotteuxx ago

Thx, see you around fren!

Hand_of_Node ago

Ah, your sun dried jews! Hope to see you on poal. ItsOkToBeTsilent

Awisegrasshopper ago

Wtf is going on?

jerry ago

Wow. I can say I am surprised and impressed. The mods were always faggots. God bless and merry Christmas

And I miss sane

Thereunto ago

(Seeing such retards somehow motivated me to work through tough times)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiG8W41vbbY

LurkedForever ago

Hey which time zone's 12:00 are you shutting this place down?

Mayhawk ago

Pacific Standard. 75 mins left

BraunF14 ago

Does this mean we now know where Putt lives sort of?

Mayhawk ago

Maybe, but it could just be the last U.S. timezone.

BraunF14 ago

Truth. Give everyone a chance to open gifts, get drunk, and still have time to browse Voat one last time.

LurkedForever ago

Thanks, you're a bro.

Napierdalator ago

Tomorrow I will release my tell-all book about the "behind the scenes" running of Voat.

Where? On VOAT's domain?

ColdSteam ago

SBBH mod chat - hey, wanna mod invite?

dassaer ago

Yes , sign me up fagard ...

Napierdalator ago

Why not. Gimmie.

Questionable_1 ago

Lol good story, can we have another

BrennKommando ago

Is it gonna break the internet to make SBBH a featured sub one last time?

Solstiare ago

We can only hope.

Thereunto ago

Done

BrennKommando ago

omg lol

ExpertShitposter ago

This is when I basically decided that everyone on Voat is retarded.

Check out my subverse v/MickIsAFellon

I made it authorized posters only. Only mick was authorized (username PuttsMum). But i also quickly banned him. Then i unmodded myself so it can never be changed. Thus creating the worlds first......moubious subverse. I am very smart.

Hand_of_Node ago

[–] ExpertShitposter "I am a woman and probably don't know jack about being wasted anyway so i should shut up and go play with dolls." [ +61 ] 6 points (+6|-0) 58 minutes ago

Your tag.

ExpertShitposter ago

lol i dont remember that

Hand_of_Node ago

Was before I started adding links. Way back on my tsilent tsunami account.

ColdSteam ago

Ya know... Virge had that backup of the entire Internet... I'm sure if we asked him real nice, he'd reboot Voat for us... maybe throw in 5,000 rounds of ammo (about one backyard berm day's worth)

ExpertShitposter ago

nah, he shot all ammo in existence by now.

AR47 ago

This is when I basically decided that everyone on Voat is retarded

I have spoken.

TheGook ago

I'm calling book price right now: 666,666 shekels.

gabara ago

discord.com OverlordOverdrive#7850

TheGook ago

I got it. Thanks. I wanted to tell you that AOU called me schlomo yesterday ah ah ah

ExpertShitposter ago

Tomorrow I will release my tell-all book about the "behind the scenes" running of Voat.

Where will you release it if we are shutting down in 2 hours?

bobdole9 ago

Asking the real question.

gabara ago

Yay!

Ol_Hickery ago

It must be...it kind of tingles

ColdSteam ago

That's just Dial, watching your 6 a bit too closely