Saparmurat "Türkmenbaşy" Niyazov deserves at least an honourable mention because of the golden statue of him, that rotated during the day so that the people of the capitol would always see the sun reflected by Türkmenbaşy's countentance, and for his autobiography, Rukhmana, that all Turkmen were expected to keep next to their bibles and korans. He allegedly had all hospitals and libraries in the country closed, except those in the capitol, in order to have enough resources to finance his personality cult. (I'm not sure Turkmenistan could be considered a third world country though; it might qualify as a second world country, but that term is seldom used.)
Kim. Just might, via isolationism, emerge UNSCATHED, after all is said and done. Given that he keeps his fat head DOWN while the sharks go at each other.
Are you asking about United States Emperor, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Protector of Mexico? He was basically the Terry A. Davis of the 1949 Gold Rush. Look him up. He's a lovable scamp.
In our Dojo, we just call them " The Patriarchs", but, yes.
What's your POINT Ching Chang?
My point is, anyone who catches the interest of Mark Twain is someone worth knowing about. This guy was an absolute Mad Lad. Like I said, the Terry A. Davis of his time.
For 21 years there was an Emperor of the United States... and you never even heard of this... What the fuck kind of garbage History teacher did you have? The point is, you've been taught lies by people who use Micrsoft Windows. Don't you WANT to know the REAL truth?
Yeah. That's the THING isn't it? Mark Twain was mildly amusing sometimes, better than that sometimes. But he could NOT manage his finances. Thinks is hell a place he will enjoy. He's an agent of evil. Innocents Abroad...MY ASS.
I've NEVER heard of this Bing Bong. My history teachers, admittedly, were assistant football coaches. I know,I know. Garbage in, garbage out. I am what I am. 3 patents. I'm LEARNING the REAL truth. You WANT to help or not?
You have to read Mark Twain's lesser known works. Lots of gold there. Especially his commentaries and biographies. I'm not sure entirely, but, by my estimation, he was the first professional Stand-Up Commedian. He had financial troubles for a while, but, he pulled out of it. Sorry, man. But, I'm a bit of a Mark Twain geek.
You WANT to help or not?
I teach people how to teach themselves. Want to know more? RTFM.
You think I have TIME for that Chop Suey at THIS point in TIME? It's amazing to me that a Chinese person likes Mark Twain so much. But then again, I admire stuff about China too.
What? You a Shaulin Priest? I already KNOW Kung Fu fag. Used it on a couple of niggers in Penn Station (NYC) back in the day. Left them on their backs. Took MY money back (the mugged me).
If you want to belive I'm Chinese, OK, that's fine, you go ahead and belive that. Everything on the internet is fake and gay anyway, so, you might as well go with "Chinese". But you raise a good point, what kind of chunk is interested in Classic American Literature? Kinda weird. Hmmm. But, yeah, me Chinee. Me play joke. Me put peepee in your Coke.
You think I have TIME for that Chop Suey at THIS point in TIME?
I LOVE that song! I do NOT understand the pop culture abuse. I don't have a problex with fags, as LONG as they are making their choices OUT OF SIGHT. PERIOD. Anyway. GOOD song. Such energy, SOLID lyrics.
Rick rolled. Do you really want to hurt me? I'm not a fag, but do you?
You must be a millennial. Back in the good ol' days of the internet, you couldn't read more than 5 comments in a thread without encountering a wild TubGirl in the tall grass. It was the same thing with Rick Rolls. Finally, we just decided to send him to /dev/null
No. I'm a GENIUS. That's why Rick is QUALITY to me, perhaps, because he's a GOOD artist/musician. Being a fag ONLY matters if he gets into MY space. Mr Peepeeface. Millennial. Just WAIT. You'll GET your millenial SOON. One day is...as...1000 years...ehh?
Tubgirl...NEVER saw it. Rotten.com? That learned me that there is TRUTH I don't WANT to KNOW.
/dev/null careful I don't send your lying ass there as well. My patents are ALL C language based stuff. Parallel. WHen there was NOTHING.
Quaestorr ago
Saparmurat "Türkmenbaşy" Niyazov deserves at least an honourable mention because of the golden statue of him, that rotated during the day so that the people of the capitol would always see the sun reflected by Türkmenbaşy's countentance, and for his autobiography, Rukhmana, that all Turkmen were expected to keep next to their bibles and korans. He allegedly had all hospitals and libraries in the country closed, except those in the capitol, in order to have enough resources to finance his personality cult. (I'm not sure Turkmenistan could be considered a third world country though; it might qualify as a second world country, but that term is seldom used.)
BillyLuath ago
No love for Duarte?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Napole%C3%B3n_Duarte
Peron would be my choice, though.
Joe_McCarthy ago
Less pizzazz than Ferdinand Marcos - who I considered adding. The dudes on my list deserve to be there for various reasons.
thebearfromstartrack ago
Kim. Just might, via isolationism, emerge UNSCATHED, after all is said and done. Given that he keeps his fat head DOWN while the sharks go at each other.
Master_Foo ago
Doesn't count. Third World means any country which isn't Western or Communist allied. Basically, any county which wasn't involved in the Cold War.
So, Best Korea isn't "Third World".
thebearfromstartrack ago
<KUNG FU grip> Listen gook. It COUNTS. Capeesh?
Master_Foo ago
Well, if Kim counts, I'm going with Fidel Castro. That guy knew how to keep control.
Honorable mention goes to United States Emperor, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Protector of Mexico.
thebearfromstartrack ago
Tiny island. NO resources. COuld work with competent management. GREEN.
N Korea? MUCH better prospects IMO.
WHo what? Who is this miscreant you speak of?
Master_Foo ago
Are you asking about United States Emperor, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Protector of Mexico? He was basically the Terry A. Davis of the 1949 Gold Rush. Look him up. He's a lovable scamp.
thebearfromstartrack ago
Enligthen me ping pong. I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm a computer scientist, not a moviestar.
Master_Foo ago
I'm Master Foo, Patron Saint of Unix Philosophy. I know who United States Emperor, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Protector of Mexico
is, what's your excuse?
thebearfromstartrack ago
Unix? No shit? Kernighan and Ritchie Unix?
I'm too brilliant I guess. I like less light. Especially not this sort (useless) Abraham Norton. What's your POINT Ching Chang?
Master_Foo ago
In our Dojo, we just call them " The Patriarchs", but, yes.
My point is, anyone who catches the interest of Mark Twain is someone worth knowing about. This guy was an absolute Mad Lad. Like I said, the Terry A. Davis of his time.
For 21 years there was an Emperor of the United States... and you never even heard of this... What the fuck kind of garbage History teacher did you have? The point is, you've been taught lies by people who use Micrsoft Windows. Don't you WANT to know the REAL truth?
thebearfromstartrack ago
Yeah. That's the THING isn't it? Mark Twain was mildly amusing sometimes, better than that sometimes. But he could NOT manage his finances. Thinks is hell a place he will enjoy. He's an agent of evil. Innocents Abroad...MY ASS.
I've NEVER heard of this Bing Bong. My history teachers, admittedly, were assistant football coaches. I know,I know. Garbage in, garbage out. I am what I am. 3 patents. I'm LEARNING the REAL truth. You WANT to help or not?
Master_Foo ago
You have to read Mark Twain's lesser known works. Lots of gold there. Especially his commentaries and biographies. I'm not sure entirely, but, by my estimation, he was the first professional Stand-Up Commedian. He had financial troubles for a while, but, he pulled out of it. Sorry, man. But, I'm a bit of a Mark Twain geek.
I teach people how to teach themselves. Want to know more? RTFM.
thebearfromstartrack ago
You think I have TIME for that Chop Suey at THIS point in TIME? It's amazing to me that a Chinese person likes Mark Twain so much. But then again, I admire stuff about China too.
What? You a Shaulin Priest? I already KNOW Kung Fu fag. Used it on a couple of niggers in Penn Station (NYC) back in the day. Left them on their backs. Took MY money back (the mugged me).
Master_Foo ago
If you want to belive I'm Chinese, OK, that's fine, you go ahead and belive that. Everything on the internet is fake and gay anyway, so, you might as well go with "Chinese". But you raise a good point, what kind of chunk is interested in Classic American Literature? Kinda weird. Hmmm. But, yeah, me Chinee. Me play joke. Me put peepee in your Coke.
Write scripts to automate your workflow dude.
thebearfromstartrack ago
Master FOO? You think I'm a dummy? You don't mean foo as in the old time "foo" example nomenclature meaning irrelevent. PLing clank?
Just TELL me the truth. Your time is limited fag.
Master_Foo ago
Sasquatch is real, but he moved to Nova Scotia and changed his name to Samsquamptch.
thebearfromstartrack ago
Sasquatch is Sarah Silverman. Tell me something I DON'T know.
Master_Foo ago
No, No, No. Sarah Silverman is CancerAIDS. Not even close to Samsquamptch.
Samsquamptch is cool dude. All he want's to do is hang out in the forest and eat Jews. Why would you go and insult him like that?
thebearfromstartrack ago
Wait. I KNOW what I know. You don't. So what's the deal you're selling? You need a song: ( a song of TRUTH). Think about this. It's important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOimBo5tg
If you hate this song, you're insignificant.
Master_Foo ago
That's a good song, but, I live my life by this truth
thebearfromstartrack ago
I LOVE that song! I do NOT understand the pop culture abuse. I don't have a problex with fags, as LONG as they are making their choices OUT OF SIGHT. PERIOD. Anyway. GOOD song. Such energy, SOLID lyrics.
Rick rolled. Do you really want to hurt me? I'm not a fag, but do you?
Master_Foo ago
You must be a millennial. Back in the good ol' days of the internet, you couldn't read more than 5 comments in a thread without encountering a wild TubGirl in the tall grass. It was the same thing with Rick Rolls. Finally, we just decided to send him to /dev/null
thebearfromstartrack ago
No. I'm a GENIUS. That's why Rick is QUALITY to me, perhaps, because he's a GOOD artist/musician. Being a fag ONLY matters if he gets into MY space. Mr Peepeeface. Millennial. Just WAIT. You'll GET your millenial SOON. One day is...as...1000 years...ehh?
Tubgirl...NEVER saw it. Rotten.com? That learned me that there is TRUTH I don't WANT to KNOW.
/dev/null careful I don't send your lying ass there as well. My patents are ALL C language based stuff. Parallel. WHen there was NOTHING.
gentlemanadventurer ago
Donald J Trump.