Blonde woman needs money
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:45 am
disclosure: I am blonde
A blonde woman needs money so she prays
"oh lord let me win the lottery so I can save my hair style business"
she doesnt win and she loses her business
so she prays again: "Oh lord let me win the lottery so I wont lose my house"
she doesnt win and she and her daughter are homeless
so she prays again: "oh lord let me win the lottery so we can get off the streets and not starve"
she doesn't win and her and her kid are starving
she prays again: "OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO FORESAKE THEE? I HAVE BEEN A GOOD CHRISTIAN MY WHOLE LIFE! I LOST MY BUSINESS, MY HOME, AND NOW ME AND MY DAUGHTER STARVE! WHY DOTH THOU HATE ME MY LORD?!?!?!"
There is a huge flash of light and the Lord in all his glory appears before her. He points at her and in his commanding voice he thunders:
"Bitch, buy a ticket!"
A blonde woman needs money so she prays
"oh lord let me win the lottery so I can save my hair style business"
she doesnt win and she loses her business
so she prays again: "Oh lord let me win the lottery so I wont lose my house"
she doesnt win and she and her daughter are homeless
so she prays again: "oh lord let me win the lottery so we can get off the streets and not starve"
she doesn't win and her and her kid are starving
she prays again: "OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO FORESAKE THEE? I HAVE BEEN A GOOD CHRISTIAN MY WHOLE LIFE! I LOST MY BUSINESS, MY HOME, AND NOW ME AND MY DAUGHTER STARVE! WHY DOTH THOU HATE ME MY LORD?!?!?!"
There is a huge flash of light and the Lord in all his glory appears before her. He points at her and in his commanding voice he thunders:
"Bitch, buy a ticket!"