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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:43 pm
Big girls need lots of sarcasm. Sometimes, far too much sarcasm than I am able to produce.
See, I was once part of my country's olympic sarcasm team, but that was decades ago. Since then, things have become so degenerate that even the best of us, at the time, have been left without a chance compared to the crazy reality of today.
I fondly remember when I was competing for the sarcasm gold: I was so close! I said that life is like a box of chocolates, but some fucker from the Soviet (full of steroids, of course) said that Western society is full of trash people and must die.
The year after the Soviet fell apart and I haven't been able to avenge my loss since then.