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Sex passport for your safety

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:54 pm
by TheRealSkeptic5000
Sex Passport

HIV can kill (99% Fatality rate/Covid 0.025).

32.7 million since start of HIV Pandemic (C-19=2.9 million).

One death of HIV is one death too much, so we need a Sex Passport

For the Sex-Passport:

Man need to have their Penis measured at a Government Facility so suitable and mandatory Brands of Condoms and Intercourse Partners can be recommended.
The double Condom is also recommended

Women will need to have their Vagina measured for suitable Intercourse Database to minimize risk of Condom failure

Men and Women and Children(Pedophilia induced HIV) need mandatory monthly Vaginal/Penile and Anal Swab PCR testing as well as Blood Testing.

For contact tracing purposes you will need the Government Sex App

Recent Intercourse Partners and test Results will be linked to your Digital Sex Passport

Before Intercourse, participating parties need to press the "Intercourse Accept" button

You will be able to see the Intercourse History of your counterpart for up to 6 months as well as testing results to make informed calculated and safe decisions.

Safety measures

Always act as if you are HIV positive

You will need to take the experimental Sex drive suppressive injection

Condoms are now Required at all times to flatten the Curve

Gay sex will be prohibited as it is considered a super-spreader event

Sex under the Influence of drugs is prohibited and will result in revoking your Sex-License

Sex will also be limited to 8am-10pm as the rest of the time you will most likely be too tired to make rational decisions

You will be limited to 1 Sex Partner/Month to minimize the Spread

Without the Sex Passport you won't be able to attend any social activities as well as travelling as the risk of untested/uncontrolled spread is too high

When will the Government finally protect us???!?!

Get a govt permit to have sex; you must include which sexual acts you intend to perform, the specific date and time, your sexual history and get tested afterwards for STDs. Unprotected oral sex, while technically allowed, is not recommended due to a small but real chance of transmission, so wear a condom and a mask. Limit yourself to rapid bursts of 2 minutes. Make sure to not go balls deep to minimize skin contact and prevent the spread of gonorrhea, herpes and chlamydia. Virtual sex is ideal. Stay isolated if you have a wet dream, get a nosebleed or get your hands dirty with bodily fluids.

Maybe we need police officers to make sure everyone wears their condom properly and everyone gets tested before having sex.

Meanwhile, get in line for your mandatory inhibitors to reduce your sex drive; that way we can reduce your chances of being exposed to dangerous situations. Having children is banned; adopt kids from other countries or you're racist. And wear a mask because HIV patients can have their immune system compromised, you'll recognize them by the bar code on their foreheads.

Cars are forbidden; they cause too many deaths, they emit CO2 and right now hospitals are overflowing with HIV patients. If you're staying inside a parked car, wear a seatbelt just in case. We can't afford traffic accidents. Did you see the excess deaths after cars were invented? Stick to a bike (with training wheels. and wear a helmet and kneepads). Don't forget to wash your hands 20 times a day and get your yearly flu vaccine.

Don't board planes, don't use ladders, stay away from elevators, call the police if you see a rat, wear a hazmat suit when taking out the garbage, keep your windows closed, disinfect your house twice a day, don't eat junk food (stick only to insect protein-bar) and please do not go upstairs in any building.

If it only saves one life...

Edit: Don't forget to use gloves when cupping a boob or jacking someone off, ok?