Day 592 of the quarantine.
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:46 am
Still trusting the science. I'm locked up in a pod in the Mojave desert. I haven't seen another person in a long time. I don't even turn on the TV, just in case the news hosts aren't wearing masks. I am wearing two hazmat suits and three masks because it's common sense. I'm very sweaty, but I'm not going to shower just in case a grandma passes in a radius of 20 kilometers.
I spend my time praying to saint Fauci, getting vaccines, listening to scholars like AOC and Greta Thunberg, holding my breath, trusting the science and modding reddit. Today I took down two subs, deleted 35 comments and I'm currently doxxing a user for being a fascist who wants to open his business because of muh livelihood. Occasionally I go out for a walk to the nearest clinic for my daily anal swab. I have to wait sometimes because the nurses are so busy dancing for tik tok and posting pics of their faces on reddit. I sometimes wish I could go back to the days of going out to eat some insect protein, but then I imagine I'm living in planet Mars where I'm not allowed to breathe and that helps me deal with the isolation. Sometimes I imagine I live in a dystopia in which my constitutional rights are taken away under the pretense of a mostly harmless disease and I just have so much fun. President Shanayqua told us the quarantine will be over in two weeks and this time she means it.
So, how are you people doing? Anyway, gotta go. I have a Bernie rally in a few hours and a BLM march after that.
I spend my time praying to saint Fauci, getting vaccines, listening to scholars like AOC and Greta Thunberg, holding my breath, trusting the science and modding reddit. Today I took down two subs, deleted 35 comments and I'm currently doxxing a user for being a fascist who wants to open his business because of muh livelihood. Occasionally I go out for a walk to the nearest clinic for my daily anal swab. I have to wait sometimes because the nurses are so busy dancing for tik tok and posting pics of their faces on reddit. I sometimes wish I could go back to the days of going out to eat some insect protein, but then I imagine I'm living in planet Mars where I'm not allowed to breathe and that helps me deal with the isolation. Sometimes I imagine I live in a dystopia in which my constitutional rights are taken away under the pretense of a mostly harmless disease and I just have so much fun. President Shanayqua told us the quarantine will be over in two weeks and this time she means it.
So, how are you people doing? Anyway, gotta go. I have a Bernie rally in a few hours and a BLM march after that.