Notifications: S_W_M_B_O

[GoatCallCenter]

@shewhomustbeobeyed this is to notify you that:
1) your username is too long for our staff and resources so we will be using the abbreviated SWMBO on this and any future notifications

2) You have been doxxed by the diabolical bridge-trolling hijinks of @MadWorld, who posted this video of you on another forum:

SWMBO misses her bus to SVF.
https://communities.win/c/ConsumeProduc ... s-to-svf/c

As if that were not bad enough, it has not escaped the attention of SVF users here, who were counting on receiving the tendies you clearly have in the bag, that we are left high and dry and hungry. Therefore, we are understandably concerned that you are irresponsible in missing your bus. Please consider taking UBER or ride your bike to SVF.

There are plenty of experienced UBER drivers who would give you a discounted rate.

[Thisismyaccount]

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

I tried uber. After tell them the qualifications and physical attributes I expected my driver to have, they told me they had no such drivers in their organization, and what I needed was a chauffeur/private car service.
Called three different places, they laughed at me.
THEN
I missed the bus. Tendies getting cold. I broke down!
Ate the tendies on the long walk home. Feel much better!
@MadWorld's just mad, cuz he got no tendies. they were tasty.

[kestrel9]

I tried uber. After tell them the qualifications and physical attributes I expected my driver to have, they told me they had no such drivers in their organization, and what I needed was a chauffeur/private car service.
Called three different places, they laughed at me.
THEN
I missed the bus. Tendies getting cold. I broke down!
Ate the tendies on the long walk home. Feel much better!!
@MadWorld's just mad, cuz he got no tendies. they were tasty.

@MadWorld can go suck an egg, no tendies for him!!!

Are you sure you weren't meaning to call an escort service? SVF can't afford to subsidize that!

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

I tried uber. After tell them the qualifications and physical attributes I expected my driver to have, they told me they had no such drivers in their organization, and what I needed was a chauffeur/private car service.
Called three different places, they laughed at me.
THEN
I missed the bus. Tendies getting cold. I broke down!
Ate the tendies on the long walk home. Feel much better!!
@MadWorld's just mad, cuz he got no tendies. they were tasty.

@MadWorld can go suck an egg, no tendies for him!!! :lol: :lol:

Are you sure you weren't meaning to call an escort service? :roll: SVF can't afford to subsidize that! :lol:

I didn't know 'Tendie Escorts' were a thing?!?! TIL
A lot of drivers pulled over and offered me a ride. But I didn't like the way they were eyeing the tendies, it made me nervous, so i declined and kept walking.

[kestrel9]

I tried uber. After tell them the qualifications and physical attributes I expected my driver to have, they told me they had no such drivers in their organization, and what I needed was a chauffeur/private car service.
Called three different places, they laughed at me.
THEN
I missed the bus. Tendies getting cold. I broke down!
Ate the tendies on the long walk home. Feel much better!!
@MadWorld's just mad, cuz he got no tendies. they were tasty.

@MadWorld can go suck an egg, no tendies for him!!!

Are you sure you weren't meaning to call an escort service? SVF can't afford to subsidize that!

I didn't know 'Tendie Escorts' were a thing?!?! TIL
A lot of drivers pulled over and offered me a ride. But I didn't like the way they were eyeing the tendies, it made me nervous, so i declined and kept walking.

Good call, you never know when someone will grab the tendies and speed away!

[Thisismyaccount]

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

@MadWorld can go suck an egg, no tendies for him!!! :lol: :lol:

Are you sure you weren't meaning to call an escort service? :roll: SVF can't afford to subsidize that! :lol:

I didn't know 'Tendie Escorts' were a thing?!?! TIL
A lot of drivers pulled over and offered me a ride. But I didn't like the way they were eyeing the tendies, it made me nervous, so i declined and kept walking.

Good call, you never know when someone will grab the tendies and speed away!

Is this your backhanded way of telling me that @MadWorld might try to steal them? If that's the case, I hope you guys got some deep pockets.
I'm renting me an armored car, next delivery! :lol:

[kestrel9]

I didn't know 'Tendie Escorts' were a thing?!?! TIL
A lot of drivers pulled over and offered me a ride. But I didn't like the way they were eyeing the tendies, it made me nervous, so i declined and kept walking.

Good call, you never know when someone will grab the tendies and speed away!

Is this your backhanded way of telling me that @MadWorld might try to steal them? If that's the case, I hope you guys got some deep pockets.
I'm renting me an armored car, next delivery!

Let's just say (as the video demonstrates) that @MadWorld is a shitty driver and no one should trust getting into a vehicle with him.