Standard Practice & Usage of the word "FUCK"

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

Original by Monty Python

Many people think that the use of the word "fuck" is in very bad taste. We have therefore engaged the services of Frick, Peters and Johnson, to provide us with an history of the word and examples of its usage.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, just by its very sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Fuck, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word "fricken" which means "to strike".

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck) ; or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see, there are very few words with versitility of "fuck".


Besides its sexual meanings, there are the following uses:

Fraud-----------------------------I got fucked by the car dealer.
Aggression-----------------------Fuck You!
Displeasure----------------------What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty-------------------------I don't understand this fucking business.
Dismay----------------------------Oh, fuck it!
Incompetence-------------------He fucks up everthing.
Trouble---------------------------Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Contempt-------------------------Biden's a worthless fucker.
Maternal--------------------------Motherfucker
Greetings-------------------------How the fuck are you?
Disgust----------------------------Fuck Me!
Confusion-------------------------What the fuck-------?
Dispair-----------------------------Fucked again.
Lost--------------------------------Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief---------------------------Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation------------------------Up your fucking ass!
Telling time-----------------------It's five fucking thirty!
Anatomical description---------He's a fucking asshole!
Politcal----------------------------Fuck Brandon!
It can be used in bussiness-----How the fuck did I wind up with this job?

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And, last, but not least, the imortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige.

Say it loud, say it proud!

Also addition from @kestrel9

Two uses: Directive or surprise---- GTFO!
Shortened version for Expressing disbelief (or confusion) ----TF? or Da Fuck?!
Accusatory (familiar) or sudden (unpleasant) encounter (nonfamiliar) -----------------------------Who the fuck are you?
Criminal intent -------------------------------------------------------------Give me the fucking money!
Irritated neighbor confrontation-----------------------------------------Get your fucking dog(or dogshit) off my fucking lawn!
A hot mess or a disaster --------------------------------------------------Clusterfuck
Denial------------------------------------------------------------------------No I fucking didn't! (did not)
Say it ain't so-----------------------------------------------------------Please tell me you didn't fucking------!? (example: crash the car)
Commiserating---------------------------------------------------------That's fucked up man, totally fucked up
Admiration--------------------------------------------------------------That dude has fucking balls!
Saved from disaster---------------------------------------------------FUCK! THAT was close!
Internet snark----------------------------------------------------------I got no fucks to give
Managing budget-------------------------------------------------------We don't fucking need it.
Plausible deniability/who dunnit?------------------------------------Well it wasn't fucking me
Sudden pain/injury--------------------------------------------------------------FUCK! fuck fuck fffuck..that fucking hurt!

[Thisismyaccount]

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[antiliberalsociety]

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[Thisismyaccount]

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

The clip says monty python. Did they do it first? I just found it in a box of old pre-web office jokes. I've got a whole pile of them, cuz hubby's finally cleaning his garage. Yay!

[Thisismyaccount]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure they did.

[kestrel9]

Besides its sexual meanings, there are the following uses:

Fraud-----------------------------I got fucked by the car dealer.
Aggression-----------------------Fuck You!
Displeasure----------------------What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty-------------------------I don't understand this fucking business.
Dismay----------------------------Oh, fuck it!
Incompetence-------------------He fucks up everything.
Trouble---------------------------Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Contempt-------------------------Biden's a worthless fucker.
Maternal--------------------------Motherfucker
Greetings-------------------------How the fuck are you?
Disgust----------------------------Fuck Me!
Confusion-------------------------What the fuck-------?
Dispair-----------------------------Fucked again.
Lost--------------------------------Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief---------------------------Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation------------------------Up your fucking ass!
Telling time-----------------------It's five fucking thirty!
Anatomical description---------He's a fucking asshole!
Politcal----------------------------Fuck Brandon!
It can be used in business-----How the fuck did I wind up with this job?

Also
Two uses: Directive or surprise---- GTFO!
Shortened version for Expressing disbelief (or confusion) ----TF? or Da Fuck?!
Accusatory (familiar) or sudden (unpleasant) encounter (nonfamiliar) -----------------------------Who the fuck are you?
Criminal intent -------------------------------------------------------------Give me the fucking money!
Irritated neighbor confrontation-----------------------------------------Get your fucking dog(or dogshit) off my fucking lawn!
A hot mess or a disaster --------------------------------------------------Clusterfuck
Denial------------------------------------------------------------------------No I fucking didn't! (did not)
Say it ain't so-----------------------------------------------------------Please tell me you didn't fucking------!? (example: crash the car)
Commiserating---------------------------------------------------------That's fucked up man, totally fucked up
Admiration--------------------------------------------------------------That dude has fucking balls!
Saved from disaster---------------------------------------------------FUCK! THAT was close!
Internet snark----------------------------------------------------------I got no fucks to give
Managing budget-------------------------------------------------------We don't fucking need it.
Plausible deniability/who dunnit?------------------------------------Well it wasn't fucking me
Sudden pain/injury--------------------------------------------------------------FUCK! fuck fuck fffuck..that fucking hurt!

[kestrel9]

As I recall...
It has been said that

Smarter people are more likely to use curse words
https://nypost.com/2017/08/28/smarter-p ... rse-words/

University of Rochester researchers asked 1,000 people about 400 everyday habits — ranging from singing in the shower to swearing — and found potty mouths tend to have higher IQs.

Smart people are more likely to eat spicy breakfasts and walk around their homes naked, according to the report, published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal.

Guess I'm not that smart LOL.

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

As I recall...
It has been said that

Smarter people are more likely to use curse words
https://nypost.com/2017/08/28/smarter-p ... rse-words/

University of Rochester researchers asked 1,000 people about 400 everyday habits — ranging from singing in the shower to swearing — and found potty mouths tend to have higher IQs.

Smart people are more likely to eat spicy breakfasts and walk around their homes naked, according to the report, published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal.

Guess I'm not that smart LOL.

Soooooo, Does this mean you don't like spicy food?

[kestrel9]

As I recall...
It has been said that

Smarter people are more likely to use curse words
https://nypost.com/2017/08/28/smarter-p ... rse-words/

University of Rochester researchers asked 1,000 people about 400 everyday habits — ranging from singing in the shower to swearing — and found potty mouths tend to have higher IQs.

Smart people are more likely to eat spicy breakfasts and walk around their homes naked, according to the report, published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal.

Guess I'm not that smart LOL.

Soooooo, Does this mean you don't like spicy food?

Uh no, I love spicy food (occasionally at breakfast). I just don't walk around naked in my house