National Enquirer type bullshit

[Thisismyaccount]

You know it's bullshit but, It's funny bullshit

https://u.smutty.horse/mhffpsjrhpl.jpg

[kestrel9]

It is funny BS...The faces of the bummed burglars...it's as if they lost their innocence

The story is a hoax but even the fact check is funny https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/two-b ... -predator/

There was no truth to this story. The newspaper clipping shown above originated with the Sunday Sport, a British tabloid that publishes a mixture of softcore pornography, gossip, and outlandish stories such as “Donkey Robs Bank,” and “Aliens Turned Our Son Into a Fish Finger.”

In addition to the story’s dubious source, the photographs included with it were also suspect. The image purportedly showing Harry “The Wolfman” Harrington had been circulating online since at least 2009, and one of the mugshots purportedly showing either “Garfield Morgan” or “Kim Gorton” actually depicted a man named Michael Patrick Kelly who was arrested in 2004 for lewd conduct with a minor.

The premise of this rumor was repurposed in September 2017 for a fake CNN news article which claimed that two looters (now named James Tobbes and Michael Smith) were sodomized after breaking into a home during Hurricane Irma.

Tabloid through and through! CNN, the most trusted name in FAKE News!




According to Wikipedia "The Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper that was founded by David Sullivan in 1986. It mainly publishes images of topless female glamour models, and is well known for publishing sensationalized, fictionalized, and satirical content, alongside celebrity gossip and sports coverage. It has changed from including legitimate journalism throughout its history."

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Aliens Turned Our Son into a Fish Finger

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and then they never saw the fish finger again

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

TIL a fish stick is called a 'fish finger' in england. Fingers N Chips, yummy.