disclosure: I am blonde
A blonde woman needs money so she prays
"oh lord let me win the lottery so I can save my hair style business"
she doesnt win and she loses her business
so she prays again: "Oh lord let me win the lottery so I wont lose my house"
she doesnt win and she and her daughter are homeless
so she prays again: "oh lord let me win the lottery so we can get off the streets and not starve"
she doesn't win and her and her kid are starving
she prays again: "OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO FORESAKE THEE? I HAVE BEEN A GOOD CHRISTIAN MY WHOLE LIFE! I LOST MY BUSINESS, MY HOME, AND NOW ME AND MY DAUGHTER STARVE! WHY DOTH THOU HATE ME MY LORD?!?!?!"
There is a huge flash of light and the Lord in all his glory appears before her. He points at her and in his commanding voice he thunders:
"Bitch, buy a ticket!"
Blonde woman needs money
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
Dumb blonde jokes are low key blood libel to make aryans look stupid. Notice they didn't come into fashion until the jews had media control.
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
speaking as a blonde woman I can assure you, you don't need Jews to highlight a lot of my fellow blonde's utter stupidity.
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
I'm a blonde woman and I endorse this messagemerlynn132 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:48 am Dumb blonde jokes are low key blood libel to make aryans look stupid. Notice they didn't come into fashion until the jews had media control.
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
Do you think it's natural stupidity or do you think it's more a "well everyone thinks I'm stupid anyway" situation?
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
I have met a lot of stupid blondes believe me.
Just because someone has Aryan appearances and features doesn't mean they are smart or worthy automatically. Remember, The Third Reich didn't just give Aryans carte blanche to run around and commit crimes or behave like dumbasses just because they were Aryan.
Anyway this is a joke thread so that's all I will state on the matter.
Just because someone has Aryan appearances and features doesn't mean they are smart or worthy automatically. Remember, The Third Reich didn't just give Aryans carte blanche to run around and commit crimes or behave like dumbasses just because they were Aryan.
Anyway this is a joke thread so that's all I will state on the matter.
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Re: Blonde woman needs money
Well,since we're doing final says.
There's a difference between giving in to expectations and being incapable. If you tell someone they're stupid all their lives,they'll start to believe it,no matter how smart they really are. I'm not saying you can't use the "dumb blonde" stereotype to get out of trouble. But you shouldn't take it to heart and instead keep in mind that you're always able to improve. Even in intelligence.
There's a difference between giving in to expectations and being incapable. If you tell someone they're stupid all their lives,they'll start to believe it,no matter how smart they really are. I'm not saying you can't use the "dumb blonde" stereotype to get out of trouble. But you shouldn't take it to heart and instead keep in mind that you're always able to improve. Even in intelligence.