Cheeky fucker
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- shewhomustbeobeyed
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Re: Cheeky fucker
Those things are gross. Are they any good for eating?
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No! They also come into your house and trash the place and shit on the floor. They know how to break into houses and open fridges.shewhomustbeobeyed wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 3:48 pm Those things are gross. Are they any good for eating?
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I hear they're very smart. Shoot 'em, dress out for dog food, place their skulls on spikes around property line. Might work for 'other' farm pests, as well?CognitiveDissident5 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 4:13 pmNo! They also come into your house and trash the place and shit on the floor. They know how to break into houses and open fridges.shewhomustbeobeyed wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 3:48 pm Those things are gross. Are they any good for eating?
Re: Cheeky fucker
I don't like animals to be hurt. Niggers on the other hand.....
One time my brother and his now ex wife were having an afternoon snooze and forgot to lock the doors. When they woke up, there was a family of baboons sitting around the dining room table eating from the fruit bowl. One even looked like he was reading the newspaper they'd left on the table.
It was kind of cute except for the fact they'd shat on the kitchen counters and emptied the cupboards and the fridge (broke all the eggs, etc)
Another time when they weren't there, the alarm went off and the private security firm came out with guns blazing only to find a similar scenario. Told my brother they didn't deal with this kind of intruder and that he needed to sort it out himself.
One time my brother and his now ex wife were having an afternoon snooze and forgot to lock the doors. When they woke up, there was a family of baboons sitting around the dining room table eating from the fruit bowl. One even looked like he was reading the newspaper they'd left on the table.
It was kind of cute except for the fact they'd shat on the kitchen counters and emptied the cupboards and the fridge (broke all the eggs, etc)
Another time when they weren't there, the alarm went off and the private security firm came out with guns blazing only to find a similar scenario. Told my brother they didn't deal with this kind of intruder and that he needed to sort it out himself.
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Re: Cheeky fucker
Bwaaahahahaha! omg, i peed O_O
Yeah, I like most animals, 'cept rodents, rabbits, monkeys, chimps, baboons, orangatans, and all apes. And if I ever see a bigfoot... there will be a dead man in a gorilla suit, pdq.
Yeah, I like most animals, 'cept rodents, rabbits, monkeys, chimps, baboons, orangatans, and all apes. And if I ever see a bigfoot... there will be a dead man in a gorilla suit, pdq.
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How is this not classified as Nigger behavior?CognitiveDissident5 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 5:23 pm I don't like animals to be hurt. Niggers on the other hand.....
One time my brother and his now ex wife were having an afternoon snooze and forgot to lock the doors. When they woke up, there was a family of baboons sitting around the dining room table eating from the fruit bowl. One even looked like he was reading the newspaper they'd left on the table.
It was kind of cute except for the fact they'd shat on the kitchen counters and emptied the cupboards and the fridge (broke all the eggs, etc)
Another time when they weren't there, the alarm went off and the private security firm came out with guns blazing only to find a similar scenario. Told my brother they didn't deal with this kind of intruder and that he needed to sort it out himself.
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She could be the next Miss Universe.antiliberalsociety wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:15 amHow is this not classified as Nigger behavior?CognitiveDissident5 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 5:23 pm I don't like animals to be hurt. Niggers on the other hand.....
One time my brother and his now ex wife were having an afternoon snooze and forgot to lock the doors. When they woke up, there was a family of baboons sitting around the dining room table eating from the fruit bowl. One even looked like he was reading the newspaper they'd left on the table.
It was kind of cute except for the fact they'd shat on the kitchen counters and emptied the cupboards and the fridge (broke all the eggs, etc)
Another time when they weren't there, the alarm went off and the private security firm came out with guns blazing only to find a similar scenario. Told my brother they didn't deal with this kind of intruder and that he needed to sort it out himself.
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Now to get Baboons to join the tranny movement... Misgendering and Racial epithets will become animal cruelty charges.MadWorld wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:26 amShe could be the next Miss Universe.antiliberalsociety wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:15 amHow is this not classified as Nigger behavior?CognitiveDissident5 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 5:23 pm I don't like animals to be hurt. Niggers on the other hand.....
One time my brother and his now ex wife were having an afternoon snooze and forgot to lock the doors. When they woke up, there was a family of baboons sitting around the dining room table eating from the fruit bowl. One even looked like he was reading the newspaper they'd left on the table.
It was kind of cute except for the fact they'd shat on the kitchen counters and emptied the cupboards and the fridge (broke all the eggs, etc)
Another time when they weren't there, the alarm went off and the private security firm came out with guns blazing only to find a similar scenario. Told my brother they didn't deal with this kind of intruder and that he needed to sort it out himself.