CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS

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CANNIBAL KILLER


CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS



Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade.

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.

Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”

When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”

“The suspect admitted to preying on unsuspecting delivery men from local restaurants, several postmen and even a number of Jehovah witnesses,” Assistant Chief Jeff Buchanan told reporters.


Looks like Racine has competition

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And no one picked up on the fact that anyone delivering anything to that address was never seen again?

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Hey @brwn, you forget to post a link to your source for this. I found it for you. - World News Daily Report - https://archive.is/GECSU

Did you know that this is a satirical website? They love posting Fake News. Didn't you bother to check the story before posting it?
https://archive.is/GECSU#selection-2093.0-2093.348

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

Now you know why I give you downvotes. You smell like a fed.

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Excuse my ignorance. If satire, how do you tell ?

[shewhomustbeobeyed]

Excuse my ignorance. If satire, how do you tell ?

For that website, it's easy. They put the disclaimer I quoted and linked, at the bottom of the page. Other sites will as well, like Babylon Bee. Some sites aren't as obvious, those I can't help you with. The PG mods used to keep a partial list, they might still have it. There might also be some lists on old voat.